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Joke of the Day: Boy Sends Letter to GOD

date: 2007-05-23 20:23:18
by: venetsian
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A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.

Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.

When the postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they decided to send it to the President.

The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.

The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:

Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington , DC , and those assholes deducted $95.00 in taxes..... read more..



Joke of the Day :: LAPD, CIA, FBI are trying to prove to the president who can catch criminals faster

date: 2007-05-11 12:53:15
by: venetsian
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The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I‘m a rabbit! I‘m a rabbit!".... read more..



The Smartest Dog on the Planet!

date: 2007-04-17 09:41:19
by: Venetsian

I just received something extremely hilarious and I couldn‘t wait to share it on the web. This is a video for the smartest dog on the planet (at least on my oppinion smarter than a lot of people I know) and it was captured from the local tv news. Check it out and have a good laugh!

Don‘t you simply love it ... read more..



Engineer Joke - My Cool New Bike

date: 2007-04-16 12:40:36
by: Venetsian

Two engineering students meet on campus one day. The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey nice bike! Where did you get it?" "Well," replies the other, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young coed rides up on this bike. She jumps off, takes off all of her clothes, and says "You can have anything you want!" "Good choice," says the first, "her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway."... read more..



How to Feed the Homeless

date: 2007-03-09 12:17:17
by: Venetsian

I didn‘t try this myself but I will! It won‘t hurt if you do the same at least you can make happy some poor homeless people... read more..



Why I dont go Ice Fishing

date: 2007-03-09 12:15:16
by: Venetsian

This is a very nice reson why we should stay on the boat instead of going ice fishing!... read more..



Trunk Monkey The Episodes

date: 2007-02-23 13:07:15
by: Venetsian

Today I received something extremely hilarious and I thought that it would be great idea to share it on the web. Check it out. It seems to be some sort of advertisement but so funny!.

Check out the other episodes of Trunk Monkey on the next page ... read more..